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Open Source: Thucydides: Ur-Historian of the Ur-War

Fri, 12 Jan 2007 12:08:58 -0500

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Our West Point-educated wisemen on the matter of Iraq have been beating the drum: Read Thucydides! Col. Peter Mansoor tipped me over the edge with a post-game remark about the daily brutalities in Baghdad. "Read Thucydides on the revolt at Corcyra," he said. "You can practically see the drill bits in the head." So we've plunged.

Thucydides [Courtesy of Altes Museum, Berlin]

Thucydides (c. 465 - 395 BC) wrote -- "for all time," as he prophesied -- of the Peloponnesian War between the imperial city-states Athens and Sparta at the close of the 5th Century, BC. He was the first modern historian of, arguably, the first modern war. It was long and merciless civil slaughter -- a "war like no other," on land, sea and islands -- that ended the glory years of Hellenic civilization. Thucydides narrates, in effect, a world war in the Mediterranean, "a twenty-seven-year nightmare that wrecked Greece," in the judgment of our contemporary Victor Davis Hanson. Thucydides, I find, is as modern as Neil Sheehan in Vietnam or Peter Arnett on CNN in the Gulf War of 1991. No thunderbolts from Zeus, no visits from Pallas Athena to Achilles in his tent, lighten or mythologize this Peloponnesian War. Thucydides gives us gritty black-and-white reporting from the meticulous and critical eye of an Athenian war officer. He is famously careful about sourcing his evidence and justifying his judgments of men, battles and human behavior in general. And what a grim lot of judgments it is! On the local and personal politics of war, for example. Cleon of Athens and Brasidas of Sparta

...had been the two principal opponents of peace on either side -- the latter from the success and honor which war gave him, the former because he thought that, if tranquility were restored, his crimes would be more open to detection and his slanders less credited.
Thucydides, The Peloponnesian War, Book 5

On power: As the Athenian envoys explained to the independent islanders of Melos, about to be crushed like bugs:

The strong do what they can, and the weak suffer what they must.
Thucydides, The Peloponnesian War, Chapter 17: The Melian Conference, The Fate of Melos

On the politics of empire: For the Athenians, enmity in external affairs was preferable to friendship, as the same sorry Melians were instructed:

... for your hostility cannot so much hurt us as your friendship will be an argument to our subjects of our weakness, and your enmity of our power... so that besides extending our empire we should gain in security by your subjection; the fact that you are islanders and weaker than others rendering it all the more important that you should not succeed in baffling the masters of the sea.
Thucydides, The Peloponnesian War, Chapter 17: The Melian Conference, The Fate of Melos

On the inversions and corruptions of language and character in wartime:

And people altered, at their pleasure, the customary significance of words to suit their deeds: irrational daring came to be considered the "manly courage of one loyal to his party"; prudent delay was thought a fair-seeming cowardice; a moderate attitude was deemed a mere shield for lack of virility, and a reasoned understanding with regard to all sides of an issue meant that one was indolent and of no use for anything. Rash enthusiasm for one's cause was deemed the part of a true man; to attempt to employ reason in plotting a safe course of action, a specious excuse for desertion. One who displayed violent anger was "eternally faithful," whereas any who spoke against such a person was viewed with suspicion. One who laid a scheme and was successful was "wise," while anyone who suspected and ferreted out such a plot beforehand was considered still cleverer. Any who planned beforehand in order that no such measures should be necessary was a "subverter of the party" and was accused of being intimidated by the opposition. In general, the one who beat another at performing some act of villainy beforehand was praised, as was one who urged another on to such a deed which the latter, originally, had no intention of performing. Indeed, even kinship came to represent a less intimate bond than that of party faction, since the latter implied a greater willingness to engage in violent acts of daring without demur. For such unions were formed, not with a view to profiting from the established laws, but with a view toward political advantage contrary to such laws. And their mutual oaths they cemented, not by means of religious sanction, but by sharing in some common crime.
Thucydides, The Peloponnesian War, Book 3:82 - 3:83: Civil War in Corcyra

On the price of the tragedy:

Thus every form of iniquity took root in the Hellenic countries by reason of the troubles.
Thucydides, The Peloponnesian War, Book III 69 - 85, The Civil War at Corcyra.

My first question: Is it the right use of Thucydides to say of human nature that we are an unredeemably domineering and self-destructive species of killing machines? Take heart, for there are peace-mongers, too, in this book, like Hermocrates, the most influential among the Syracusans at Sicily, who prevail in the end against the Athenians:

And why, if peace is acknowledged by all to be the greatest of blessings, should we not make peace among ourselves? Whatever good or evil is the portion of any of us, is not peace more likely than war to preserve the one and to alleviate the other? And has not peace honours and glories of her own unattended by the dangers of war? ...As I said at first, I am the representative of a great city which is more likely to act on the aggressive than on the defensive; and yet with the prospect of these dangers before me I am willing to come to terms, and not to injure my enemies in such a way that I shall doubly injure myself. ...Let us remember too that we are all neighbours, inhabitants of one island home, and called by the common name of Sicilians.
Thucydides, The Peloponnesian War, Book Four: The Jowett Translation

Victor Davis Hanson's powerful introduction to Robert Strassler's admirable edition of The Landmark Thucydides concludes:

The Peloponnesian War turns out to be no dry chronicle of abstract cause and effect. No, it is above all an intense, riveting, and timeless story of strong and weak men, of heroes and scoundrels and innocents too, all caught in the fateful circumstances of rebellion, plague, and war that always strip away the veneer of culture and show us for what we really are.
Victor Davis Hanson, Introduction: The Landmark Thucydides

Is this who we really are?

Robert Strassler

Editor, The Landmark Thucidydes: A Comprehensive Guide to the Peloponnesian War

Victor Davis Hansen

Senior Fellow, Hoover Institution, Stanford University Author, A War Like No Other: How the Athenians and Spartans Fought the Peloponnesian War and The Wars of the Ancient Greeks, among many others

Kimberly Kagan

Adjunct Professor and Senior Fellow, Center for Peace and Security Studies, Georgetown University Author, The Eye of Command Director, Understanding Military Operations

Extra Credit Reading: Thucydides, The Peloponnesian War (downloadable), trans. Thomas Hobbes, 1628. Thucydides, The Peloponnesian War (downloadable), trans. Richard Crowley. Brent Ranalli, The Iraq War and the Sicilian Campaign, theGlobalist, January 22, 2006: "Does history repeat itself? If it does, it may be worthwhile to look back further than the Vietnam War and to compare the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq with the Athenian campaign against Sicily during the Peloponnesian War in 415 B.C." Brad DeLong, The Civil War in Iraq Corcyra, Vrad DeLong's Daily Journal, December 18, 2006: "For some reason, both the New Republic and the Weekly Standard rejected this forecast of civil war in Iraq account of the civil war in Corcyra when it was submitted to them back in 2003." Harry Kreisler, War: Conversation with Victor Davis Hanson, Conversations with History, 2004. Via Ben Jonson: Francis Macdonald Cornford, Thucydides Mythistoicus, Kessinger Publishing, March 2004. James F. Trumm, Thucydides Nails It, Framed, December 12, 2006: "Talk about being condemmed to repeat the past: fast-forward to Atrios, our modern-day Thucydides, writing about our own times."

NPR: Most E-Mailed Stories Podcast: NPR: Most E-Mailed Stories for Thursday, Jan 11 2007

Fri, 12 Jan 2007 12:06:42 -0500

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The Sniffer: bite me, big apple

Fri, 12 Jan 2007 07:24:08 -0500

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: Boxcars711 Old Time Radio Pod - Casey Crime Photographer "Surprising Corpse" (1-16-47)

Fri, 12 Jan 2007 07:22:03 -0500

The adventures of Casey, crack photographer for The Morning Express, were told in this series, which moved to television after a highly successful run on radio in the 1940Ã¢s. Casey hung out at the Blue Note CafÃƒ, where the music was provided by the Tony Mottola Trio, and was friendly with Ethelbert, the bartender, to whom he recounted his various exploits. Richard Carlyle and John Gibson portrayed the roles when the series premiered in April, 1951, but by June they were replaced by Darren McGavin and Cliff Hall. Ann Williams, a reporter on The Morning Express, was CaseyÃ¢s girlfriend. During the summer of 1951 he acquired a partner in cub reporter Jack Lipman, who wrote copy to go with CaseyÃ¢s pictures. This live series was set in and broadcast from, New York City.

: Boxcars711 Old Time Radio Pod - Mystery House "A New Lease On Death" (8-19-45)

Fri, 12 Jan 2007 07:20:57 -0500

Mystery House - that strange publishing firm owned by Dan and Barbara Glenn - where each new novel is acted out by the Mystery House staff, before it is accepted for publication. Mystery House was a program in the 1950Ã¢s, but not your run of the mill type program. Actually it was more of a proving ground for novels. Dan and Barbara Glenn owned a publishing company named Ã¢Mystery HouseÃ¢ located at 70 Park Avenue, New York City. Dan and Barbara decided to test some of their novels on a real listening audience. Each episode was taken from a novel they were planning on publishing. The entire staff at Mystery House was involved, everyone doing their part, whether it was rewriting to adapt it to radio, playing the parts or doing sound effects, everyone joined in. Sadly, not a lot is known about this series. Only 15 are known to exist.

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