en-us <![CDATA[collectik-tara's playlist]]> Wed, 07 Jan 2009 01:00:50 -0500 The Onion Radio News: Scientists Discover Pumpkin-Pie-Based Cancer Cure http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/504061500/92319 Wed, 07 Jan 2009 07:40:09 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/92319 1556448 The Onion Radio News: Robbie Knievel Plans Transcontinental Wheelie http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/504986250/92320 Wed, 07 Jan 2009 07:40:09 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/92320 1557688 The Onion Radio News: Roomba Continues Gathering Evidence Against Human Captor http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/502324684/91825 Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:28:06 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/91825 1552995 The Onion Radio News: NASA Embarks On First Mission To Iowa http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/503124203/92307 Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:28:06 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/92307 1555312 The Onion Radio News: Super Bladder Improves Urination Process http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/500007369/91822 Sat, 03 Jan 2009 07:20:05 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/91822 1549740 The Onion Radio News: Voice Recognition Software Yelled At http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/500751321/91823 Sat, 03 Jan 2009 07:20:05 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/91823 1550600 The Onion Radio News: Bomb Sniffing Dog Humps Bomb Defusing Robot http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/501548933/91824 Sat, 03 Jan 2009 07:20:05 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/91824 1551734 The Onion Radio News: Super Monkey Collider Loses Funding http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/499217580/91821 Wed, 31 Dec 2008 15:04:31 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/91821 1547971 The Onion Radio News: New U.S. Military Helicopter Too Beautiful To Use In Combat http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/497527419/91819 Tue, 30 Dec 2008 06:56:27 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/91819 1545248 The Onion Radio News: NASA Baffled By Failure Of Straw Shuttle http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/498368311/91820 Tue, 30 Dec 2008 06:56:27 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/91820 1546558 The Onion Radio News: Legendary Duck Survives Another Hunting Season http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/496802516/91815 Tue, 30 Dec 2008 06:56:26 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/91815 1544179 The Onion Radio News: Jesus Answers Half The Prayers At Area Roulette Table http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/496126557/91814 Sat, 27 Dec 2008 14:32:14 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/91814 1543051 The Onion Radio News: Man Hit With Bat Needs A Minute http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/493802681/91809 Fri, 26 Dec 2008 06:28:03 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/91809 1539254 The Onion Radio News: Retired Marathon Runner Discovers Eaters High http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/494634195/91811 Fri, 26 Dec 2008 06:28:03 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/91811 1541273 The Onion Radio News: Wife's Shortcomings Laid Bare By Female Sportscaster http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/495369109/91812 Fri, 26 Dec 2008 06:28:03 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/91812 1541924 The Onion Radio News: Longtime Recreational Eater Turns Pro http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/492898361/91807 Tue, 23 Dec 2008 14:12:06 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/91807 1537655 The Onion Radio News: Area Hunter Only Does It For The Jerky http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/491967947/91806 Mon, 22 Dec 2008 06:04:07 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/91806 1535406 The Onion Radio News: Animal-Control Officer In Way Over His Head http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/491162504/91725 Sun, 21 Dec 2008 05:40:04 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/91725 1534331 The Onion Radio News: Area Man Thinks His Insurance Company Is Awesome http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/490337726/91724 Sat, 20 Dec 2008 13:32:30 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/91724 1533467 The Onion Radio News: Outgoing First Lady Laura Bush Shows Michelle Obama Secret White House Bone Closet http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/487332858/91718 Fri, 19 Dec 2008 05:28:43 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/91718 1527706 The Onion Radio News: Thousands Of Astronauts Cling To Side Of India's First Moon Mission http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/488371249/91720 Fri, 19 Dec 2008 05:28:43 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/91720 1529650 The Onion Radio News: Alabama Super-Illegalizes Gay Marriage http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/489384131/91722 Fri, 19 Dec 2008 05:28:43 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/91722 1531411 The Onion Radio News: China Recalls Everything http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/486311811/91717 Tue, 16 Dec 2008 13:12:32 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/91717 1525592 The Onion Radio News: CIA's Plot To Wait Out Fidel Castro's Regime Comes To Fruition http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/485244522/91715 Mon, 15 Dec 2008 05:04:09 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/91715 1523683 The Onion Radio News: New Hubble Peephole Can See Into Women's Showers http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/484310637/91203 Sun, 14 Dec 2008 04:52:47 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/91203 1522559 The Onion Radio News: Attempted Murderer Gave It His Best Shot http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/483395080/91202 Sat, 13 Dec 2008 04:32:04 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/91202 1521388 The Onion Radio News: The Onion Radio News: Saudi Arabia Extends Equal Rights To Bearded Ladies http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/482393540/91200 Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:04:14 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/91200 1519583 The Onion Radio News: Visiting Priest Shows Family How Grace Is Done http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/481358968/91199 Thu, 11 Dec 2008 03:48:47 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/91199 1517597 The Onion Radio News: Bush Picks Laser Background For Presidential Portrait http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/480281142/91287 Wed, 10 Dec 2008 03:20:04 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/91287 1515313 The Onion Radio News: Gingerbread Man Assassination Triggers All-Out Baking War http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/479236077/91198 Tue, 09 Dec 2008 03:04:07 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/91198 1513173 The Onion Radio News: Local Man Buys Ford Focus Just To Use Dealer's Men's Room http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/478168861/90803 Mon, 08 Dec 2008 02:48:05 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/90803 1511437 The Onion Radio News: Faith-Based TV-Repair Shop Severely Backed Up http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/477258662/90802 Sun, 07 Dec 2008 02:28:13 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/90802 1510156 The Onion Radio News: White House Sance Fails To Contact Spirit Of Ronald Reagan http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/476401939/90801 Sat, 06 Dec 2008 02:12:15 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/90801 1508963 The Onion Radio News: Heroic Shark Eats Child-Molesting Surfer http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/475422117/90800 Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:56:05 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/90800 1507634 The Onion Radio News: Jesus Returns To Give Consumers Christmas Pep Talk http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/472131351/90797 Thu, 04 Dec 2008 01:52:03 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/90797 1501079 The Onion Radio News: Department Of Justice Adds Mounted Prosecutors http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/472131349/90798 Thu, 04 Dec 2008 01:52:03 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/90798 1501080 The Onion Radio News: The Onion Radio News: Grape-Flavored Vodka Makes Vodka-Time More Fun http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/474375083/90799 Thu, 04 Dec 2008 01:52:03 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/90799 1505154 The Onion Radio News: Childless Couple Seriously Thinking About Abducting http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/469067702/90585 Mon, 01 Dec 2008 09:40:06 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/90585 1496851 The Onion Radio News: The Onion Radio News: The Onion Radio News: The Onion Radio News: The Onion Radio News: Highest Blender Setting Successfully Drowns Out Jamba Juice Employee http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/470004678/90586 Mon, 01 Dec 2008 09:40:06 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/90586 1498246 The Onion Radio News: Technical Preschool Teaches Welding To Kids http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/470989679/90587 Mon, 01 Dec 2008 09:40:06 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/90587 1499331 The Onion Radio News: Wal-Mart's Prices Undercut By Wal-Mart Dumpster http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/468058908/90584 Fri, 28 Nov 2008 17:28:03 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/90584 1495415 The Onion Radio News: American Bar Association Recalls 230,000 Defective Lawyers http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/464725499/90580 Thu, 27 Nov 2008 09:20:17 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/90580 1489826 The Onion Radio News: The Onion Radio News: Vice President Cheney Burns Down White House Aviary http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/465861435/90581 Thu, 27 Nov 2008 09:20:17 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/90581 1494195 The Onion Radio News: Area Man Sneaks Own Balloon Into Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/467011267/90582 Thu, 27 Nov 2008 09:20:17 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/90582 1494196 The Onion Radio News: Veteran Who Stormed Beach At Normandy Still Getting Laid Because Of It http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/461561585/90173 Mon, 24 Nov 2008 17:12:02 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/90173 1485864 The Onion Radio News: Ghost Of Ted Knight Signs On As New Voice Of God http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/462562409/90174 Mon, 24 Nov 2008 17:12:02 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/90174 1486711 The Onion Radio News: Oncologist Keeps Variety Of Citrus Fruits To Use As Visual Aids http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/463564598/90175 Mon, 24 Nov 2008 17:12:02 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/90175 1488566 The Onion Radio News: Phil's Party Reminds Area Man Why He Doesn't Go To Phil's Parties http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/460432704/90172 Sat, 22 Nov 2008 01:04:07 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/90172 1484805 The Onion Radio News: The Onion Radio News: Bioengineers Outsmarted By Strain Of Intelligent Wheat http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/456834684/90169 Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:48:14 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/90169 1477475 The Onion Radio News: Area Father Proves Tree Fort Is Not As Strong As Son Claims http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/458048226/90170 Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:48:14 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/90170 1480389 The Onion Radio News: Fit Of Anger Turns Dairy Farmer Into Beef Farmer http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/459235952/90171 Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:48:14 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/90171 1482885 The Onion Radio News: Intern Sent To Testify Before Congress For The Experience http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/455655550/89878 Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:40:03 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/89878 1476529 The Onion Radio News: You Now President Of Argentina http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/452640826/89875 Sun, 16 Nov 2008 16:28:02 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/89875 1471761 The Onion Radio News: New Robot Salesman Practically Sells Itself http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/453725817/89876 Sun, 16 Nov 2008 16:28:02 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/89876 1473476 The Onion Radio News: Area Man Goaded Into Climbing Mt. Everest http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/454638214/89877 Sun, 16 Nov 2008 16:28:02 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/89877 1475182 The Onion Radio News: Warren Buffett Finds 30 Million In Change In Couch http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/450365373/89873 Fri, 14 Nov 2008 00:20:03 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/89873 1467563 The Onion Radio News: Nebraska Lawmakers Ban Sex In Grain Elevators http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/451501184/89874 Fri, 14 Nov 2008 00:20:03 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/89874 1470423 The Onion Radio News: Romantic Hostage Negotiator Offers Bank Robbers Moon And Stars http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/447147217/89479 Tue, 11 Nov 2008 08:04:14 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/89479 1462761 The Onion Radio News: The Onion Radio News: Area Man Traces Bad Eating Habits Back 6 Generations http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/448093986/89481 Tue, 11 Nov 2008 08:04:14 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/89481 1463737 The Onion Radio News: Obama Vows To Wipe Out Llamas http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/449220390/89872 Tue, 11 Nov 2008 08:04:14 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/89872 1465880 The Onion Radio News: Laser Light Show Panned By Laserati http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/444042241/89476 Sat, 08 Nov 2008 15:52:16 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/89476 1457860 The Onion Radio News: Dead Whale Buried In Aquarium's Backyard http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/445159318/89477 Sat, 08 Nov 2008 15:52:16 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/89477 1461915 The Onion Radio News: God Returns From 2-Millennium-Long Vacation http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/446463290/89478 Sat, 08 Nov 2008 15:52:16 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/89478 1461916 The Onion Radio News: Millions Of Voters Refuse To Exit Polls http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/441790518/89474 Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:40:22 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/89474 1454396 The Onion Radio News: Bag Of Chips Explodes On Its Own http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/442895241/89475 Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:40:22 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/89475 1455937 The Onion Radio News: The Onion Radio News: Last Great Party Of Man's Life Results In First Child http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/438769690/89002 Mon, 03 Nov 2008 07:28:11 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/89002 1450060 The Onion Radio News: The Onion Radio News: 48-Hour Internet Outage Plunges Nation Into Productivity http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/439681219/89003 Mon, 03 Nov 2008 07:28:11 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/89003 1452107 The Onion Radio News: Calvin Klein To Build Runway Control Tower After Tragic Five-Model Pileup http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/440674333/89004 Mon, 03 Nov 2008 07:28:11 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/89004 1452520 The Onion Radio News: Area Man To Raise Dead Brother's Plants As His Own http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/437706141/89001 Fri, 31 Oct 2008 15:21:10 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/89001 1448444 The Onion Radio News: The Onion Radio News: Tiny Frankfurter Appetizes Local Man http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/436582450/88999 Thu, 30 Oct 2008 07:12:02 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/88999 1446587 The Onion Radio News: Everything That's Ever Been Popular To Be Turned Into Broadway Musicals http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/434604830/88982 Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:56:05 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/88982 1443977 The Onion Radio News: Jet Li Hugs 3 Friends At Once http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/435489191/88998 Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:56:05 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/88998 1445199 The Onion Radio News: The Onion Radio News: Report: Christmas Suicides Come Earlier Every Year http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/433245237/88643 Mon, 27 Oct 2008 06:32:24 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/88643 1440798 The Onion Radio News: Area Man Suspicious Of Subway Wrap http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/432318040/88642 Sun, 26 Oct 2008 06:12:28 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/88642 1439457 The Onion Radio News: The Onion Radio News: Hopes, Dreams Crushed By Panel Of D-List Celebrities http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/431424222/88639 Sat, 25 Oct 2008 05:56:02 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/88639 1438344 The Onion Radio News: Palin Family Just Sitting Around Living Room Eating Jerky http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/430378826/88638 Fri, 24 Oct 2008 05:41:06 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/88638 1436570 The Onion Radio News: Researcher Secures Funding To Harass Living Shit Out Of Puffer Fish http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/429299269/88637 Thu, 23 Oct 2008 05:20:30 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/88637 1434649 The Onion Radio News: The Onion Radio News: Depressed Carpet Cleaner Turns Vacuum On Himself http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/428227281/88636 Wed, 22 Oct 2008 05:04:28 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/88636 1432643 The Onion Radio News: Economic Crisis Traced To Bounced Check For 16 http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/427143909/88635 Tue, 21 Oct 2008 04:40:11 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/88635 1430648 The Onion Radio News: Fleet Of Alien Destroyers Demand Details Of Obama's Universal Health Care Plan http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/426088698/88221 Mon, 20 Oct 2008 04:20:05 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/88221 1428793 The Onion Radio News: Child So Stupid She Sees Letters Backwards http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/425198609/88220 Sun, 19 Oct 2008 03:56:34 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/88220 1427484 The Onion Radio News: Amish Give Up http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/424332190/88219 Sat, 18 Oct 2008 11:52:07 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/88219 1426651 The Onion Radio News: Sci-Fi Channel Launches Battlestar Galactica: Miami http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/423389120/88218 Fri, 17 Oct 2008 03:40:12 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/88218 1424379 The Onion Radio News: Widow Out-Mourned http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/422308965/87472 Thu, 16 Oct 2008 11:28:05 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/87472 1423250 The Onion Radio News: The Onion Radio News: Colombian Bio-Engineers Create Gun-And-Drugs Tree http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/420212488/88216 Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:04:39 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/88216 1419196 The Onion Radio News: Man Covered In Flour, Chicken Feathers Has Everything Under Control http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/421238879/88217 Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:04:39 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/88217 1420600 The Onion Radio News: The Onion Radio News: Special Report: Adultery And Crime In 1783 http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/416429680/87800 Sun, 12 Oct 2008 10:53:05 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/87800 1412531 The Onion Radio News: Infomercial Makes Leap To Big Screen http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/417456175/87801 Sun, 12 Oct 2008 10:53:05 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/87801 1414518 The Onion Radio News: U.S. Navy Will Now Refer To Left And Right As 'Thunk' And 'Moosh-Baroo' http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/418328108/87923 Sun, 12 Oct 2008 10:53:05 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/87923 1416040 The Onion Radio News: The Onion Radio News: Michelle Obama All That Stands Between Love-Struck Media, Barack Obama http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/418328106/88135 Sun, 12 Oct 2008 10:53:05 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/88135 1416041 The Onion Radio News: The Onion Radio News: Special Report: The Great Onion Schism Of 1783 http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/412444492/87796 Wed, 08 Oct 2008 10:32:19 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/87796 1405141 The Onion Radio News: The Onion Radio News: Special Report: Top Entertainers Of 1783 http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/413437108/87797 Wed, 08 Oct 2008 10:32:19 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/87797 1407651 The Onion Radio News: The Onion Radio News: Special Report: The Fabrics Of 1783 http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/414452260/87798 Wed, 08 Oct 2008 10:32:19 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/87798 1409128 The Onion Radio News: Unknown Gunman In Hardee's Parking Lot On Verge Of International Fame http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/411662321/87802 Sun, 05 Oct 2008 18:20:05 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/87802 1404003 The Onion Radio News: The Onion Radio News: Community Leaders Outraged Over Porn Video http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/411662319/87470 Sun, 05 Oct 2008 18:20:05 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/87470 1404004 The Onion Radio News: The Onion Radio News: Richard Branson Purchases Remainder Of North Pole http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/408947353/86900 Sat, 04 Oct 2008 10:04:02 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/86900 1399288 The Onion Radio News: The Onion Radio News: The Onion Radio News: Bush Goes Blonde For Remainder Of Presidency http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/409953558/87468 Sat, 04 Oct 2008 10:04:02 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/87468 1401401 The Onion Radio News: The Onion Radio News: The Onion Radio News: Hard Times Hit Springsteenville 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http://www.theonion.com/content/node/83983 1313083 The Onion Radio News: The Onion Radio News: New Eco-Friendly Hummer Engineered To Kill Its Drivers http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/358327746/83979 Sat, 09 Aug 2008 07:20:23 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/83979 1308977 The Onion Radio News: The Onion Radio News: Burned Entree Passed Off As Cajun http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/359354327/83980 Sat, 09 Aug 2008 07:20:23 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/83980 1309758 The Onion Radio News: Man Hoping To Accidentally See Roommate's Girlfriend Naked http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/360075041/83981 Sat, 09 Aug 2008 07:20:23 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/83981 1310495 The Onion Radio News: Wind Reserves To Run Out By 2036 http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/357082976/83978 Wed, 06 Aug 2008 15:12:13 -0400 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/83978 1305568 The Onion Radio News: President Bush 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